Sickness. I has is. I suppose I’ve contracted the plague, but it’s hard to say. The infection they say starts in the throat and works its way into the lungs, much like a Nigerian bushman’s cock. I went to the pool today to get some good lung fulls of chlorinated water and then went for a brief run. I’m pleased to say my throat is feeling better, but I can tell it’s begun its descent into my dirty brown breathing bags. Goddamn cigarettes. They did this to me. I would have been unaffected by this flu this season had I just abstained from the deliciousness of smoking tobacco.
I also started taking Alli. It’s a weight loss drug that blocks the absorption of fats. It works - I know it - since my bunghole has finally stopped leaking. I want to remind everyone that blocking absorption of fat and then eating a huge plate of baby back pork ribs is a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad idea. Like poop your ass cheeks all day and night bad.
